That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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