Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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