...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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