yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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