I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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