i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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