Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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