is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
