whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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