Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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