I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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