I got chris browned last night
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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