This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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