plz talk dirty to me
420 ftw
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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