Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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