they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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