party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
