Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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