They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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