Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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