I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Damn victory sex feels great
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
