What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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