Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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