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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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