do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I pour the whiskey from now on
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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