hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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