She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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