A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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