Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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