She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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