I skipped work to stalk him.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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