So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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