I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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