so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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