it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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