her vagine was all disorganized.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
