Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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