guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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