that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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