Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i believe in u and ur pee
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
