your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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