it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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