that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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