do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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