So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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