We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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