Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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