i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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