Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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