dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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