im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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