so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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