Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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