How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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