First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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