i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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