It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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