First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so let's talk penis.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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