Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize