shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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