Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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