When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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