So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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