Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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