Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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